TO BE OR NOT TO BE?

Is this the question?

Not really!The real question is:To bee or not to bee.Or even:To be bee or not to be bee.Or:To bee or to pee or vice versa.An alternative would be to pee or to be-just play it cool,you know.

The ultimate question,though,is

TO PEE OR TO POO???

You do them both and you get yourself in an awkward position.You do neither and there you stand constipated and all jittery.

Another version of this age old question might be

TO BOO OR TO POO?

You have to decide on so many delicate matters:Volume,aroma,texture,frequency,recipients,responses to likely comments....When both are used wisely-and together!- you can express discomfort and discontent.AND then contend it wasn't you!